<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nShavings\/bedding is literally everywhere in your house and all on your clothes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you clean their scent gland with your bare hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You put up with their horrible attitudes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You lay on the floor for an hour watching them eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You get fresh organic vegetables for them and you eat the old stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you smell the pee from the next room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When your bunny eats better than you. Daily salads!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You hear loud stomps from a different room and instantly jump up to find out what peeved your bun off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you have 3 different harnesses, ten different kind of treats, 5 water bowls, 2 water bottle, 3 hay racks, wood sticks and 2 litter boxes in your cupboard and not mentioning the ball pit in the middle of the living room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You shop the clearance Easter section at TJ Maxx and want everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you say \u201cstop chewing on the wall\u201d multiple times a day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When they\u2019re the first you greet when you walk through the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You buy anything and everything you see that you think your bun might like.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You go to the pet store and the employees already have your order waiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You find yourself \u201cflopping.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your phone is full of bunny photos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You’re having a nice relaxing bath only to find 17 pieces of hay floating around that were hiding in your hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your bunny becomes the boss of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019re constantly checking if poo is stuck to their butts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You spend ton of money on toys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You find more bunny fur on your clothes and hairbrush then you do your own hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You’re on your umpteenth set of earbuds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can\u2019t walk through your house without your bun circling your legs and tripping you repeatedly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You probably have bunny proofed your home more than you have actually baby proofed it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All your wood furniture has chew marks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYour clothes have little bite holes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When all your bedding has small holes from your bun child biting and digging at them so she can be comfortable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You feel guilty about eating fruit by myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your “kid” ACTUALLY WANTS to eat their vegetables.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grocery store attendants think you’re so healthy because your trolley is full of kale and lettuce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you are driving down the road and see dandelions and think \u201coh my bunny would love to eat those\u201d so you pull over and pick a ton of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You get nipped by the little bugger for not sharing whatever they deem theirs that you are eating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You go out to buy milk, stop in at the store and buy cilantro because it looked so fresh. Drive home and forget to buy the milk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you stretch in class or work and bunny poops roll out of your pant legs onto the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Referring to your bunnies lovingly as \u201cpoop machine\u201d or \u201cpee machine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When all life decisions revolve around your buns. When to plan vacation? Depends when your pet sitter is free. What kind of house to buy? One with an extra room for the buns and no stairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you carry a lint roller in your car at all times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have to explain to your house guests that you have an indoor free roam rabbit. Always the first thing out of their mouths “He just runs around free? He’s litter box trained?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When there\u2019s more luggage for one little 3lb fur ball than there is for three full size humans going on vacation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the fruit and veggies in the fridge aren\u2019t for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you have a litter box behind your toilet, under your bed, in the closet (door always gets left open), and in your sink cabinet that doesn’t shut all the way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When people give you weird looks because it’s not a dog or cat on a leash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you have to replace a pair of shoes three times because he’s a ninja and can get into anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your work colleges know not to throw out the paper towel rolls and newspapers, and stock pile them on your desk instead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You plant your garden based on what bun will like to eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your Instagram feed consists of other bunnies that you follow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nWhen you have to calm your house guests in the middle of the night and explain to them that the scratching noises and the little pitter patter sound of footsteps downstairs is not a ghost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When everyone that comes to my house knows not to leave stuff on the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can\u2019t open the fridge door without anyone noticing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your co-worker knows your rabbit before you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have a custom printed blanket with your rabbits on it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The day after Easter is your favorite day because that’s when all the bunny decor is on sale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You stamp your feet to discipline.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you wake up to your bunny sleeping against your pillow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have a picture of your rabbit as your screen saver.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you sell a bag of poop for $5 as garden fertilizer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You talk to a bunny instead of a therapist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your base boards turn to dust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you brag to everyone about your buns like they are your kids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you look at your bedroom and realize it’s no longer yours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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